Total Medals Earned: 1,732 (From 199 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,685 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Beat the first 8 games
Beat the first 16 games
Beat all 32 games
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/500 points)
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Power Glove!
Find the Treasure Key!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Finish the game without dying once
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 9/18 (245/500 points)
Rest before you need to.
Beat the game with Beth.
Get a girl mad at you.
Bought the brick.
Beat the game with maximum (100) respect.
Beat the game without using the secret.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by buying them.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by digging.
Reject the final offer (Polly)
Beat the game with Polly
Beat the game with Emmy
Beat the game with maximum (100) Piety.
Beat the game with maximum (100) charm.
Beat the game with all girls. (multiple playthroughs)
Revealed all 3 girl's secrets in one playthrough.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (50/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 4/80 (20/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 10/29 (75/450 points)
Achieve Silver rank or higher on any act.
Complete Act 1 to any standard.
Complete Act 2 to any standard.
Use an orange block to survive a hard fall.
Run a total of 1,500m
Complete any stage without dying.
Collect 3 hidden stars.
Complete the tutorial to any standard.
Achieve Gold rank or higher on any act.
Achieve Perfect rank on any act.
Complete Act 3 to any standard.
Complete Act 4 to any standard.
Complete Act 5 to any standard.
Complete Act 6 to any standard.
Complete Act 7 to any standard.
Complete Act 8 to any standard.
Get blown away while hanging on to a ledge.
Land on a ramp hard enough to kill yourself.
Complete 22 stages.
Play Vex 2 for 30 minutes.
Complete the tutorial without touching any checkpoints.
Hold two or more keys at the same time.
Run a total of 5,000m.
Complete all acts to any standard.
Collect half of the hidden stars.
Collect all of the hidden stars.
Get every act to minimum Gold rank.
Complete the Vexation to any standard.
Get every act to Perfect rank.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (245/245 points)
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Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds